I’m a 20 year-old African American male. For, I’d say, roughly 19 years and 11 months of my life, I’ve eaten well enough. Often times, I found that I couldn’t eat enough. An acceptable diet, I believed I lived by. But recently during the past three weeks or so, for some strange reason, I simply struggle to maintain a regular appetite. Now, throughout my entire life, breakfast was a rarity. By choice, however. I attribute this to my occupations. I have an extremey short attention span so I’m always too interested in many others things than sitting down for a meal in the morning. Nonetheless, I rarely eat breakfast. I can not remember my last morning meal. But as my brother lives a similar, if not identical morning diet, he fortunately doesn’t share my problem, somehow. Now, my diet has gone from endless sudden meals throughout every typical day to one or oftentimes no meals. I am simply not hungry. I don’t struggle with anorexia nervosa or any of the other two popular eating disorders. I do not choose to refuse meals. Like today, for instance, I’ve eaten absolutely nothing. The day before, I consumed only what I consider half of a full meal. Somehow, I am not hungry. The only change within my diet made recently is that I seldomly drink fluids other than water. I’ve tried forcing meals upon my stomach but I can never finish them if I can even manage to look at one. Though this sounds horrible, it seems to have no effect on me. I work 10+ hour shifts under constant physical demand. I experience no significant loss of energy or anything of that nature. But, everyone knows the importance of food. So, I fear that eventually, this will cost me tremendously. After short research, I found there aren’t many who suffer from this. What could possibly be wrong with me??
(Also, I stopped smoking pot recently; I probably should’ve included this in the initial post. And, I do drink water rather obsessively. I wonder if these may have caused this strange eating disorder.)
So, I recently purchased Rockstar Games’ remastered version of their classic, 2nd generation best-seller, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for mobile, which was released on the 10th Anniversary of Grand Theft Auto: 3. In celebration of the monumental Grand Theft Auto: 3 and its ground breaking feats, Rockstar Games released remastered versions of all three blockbuster 3D era installments of the GTA franchise for mobile devices. These include Grand Theft Auto: 3, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
When you hear that one of your favorite childhood games is going to be remastered for mobile, you can’t help but have mixed emotions about it. While you’re happy to have an important piece of your childhood revived, you’re also a little disappointed when you think of a watered-down version of a classic. It’s almost factual; no one likes an underachieving follow-up to something great. Especially when something as precious as your childhood is involved. I can say this with confidence as this was the case for me.
Though I am a heavy gamer, I still found it nearly impossible to find a good game for mobile that was actually fun. Sure you might find a game here or there that catches your attention for a while. But the bad graphics and broken gameplay can’t hide behind an interesting game concept forever. Sooner than later, the game becomes annoying and too boring to play. This is what I’ve come to expect of all mobile games. Even when I first stumbled upon the mobile versions of Grand Theft Auto.
As an unsatisfied mobile gamer, I could not fathom the fact that Rockstar Games was willing to downgrade my favorite Grand Theft Autos for mobile compatibility. And then have the nerve to sell it. I thought of how incapable mobile compatibility would make the main characters. Would I still be able to dress Cj? As well as workout and feed him? And surely the storylines would be cut short, throwing out a lot of classic GTA moments. And of course, the graphics had to be horrific. I ran as far away from the apps as possible. However, as a heavy gamer, I thought, but dude, it’s f*cking Grand Theft Auto! How could I ever pass this up?? So, despite my concerns, I made the purchase anyhow, buying all three of them.
When you start either of the remastered Grand Theft Autos for the first time, the very first thing you notice is the graphics look exactly, if not better than they did on console! Right away, I was hooked. Until the pessimistic guy that I am began to suspect that maybe only a mission’s cut scenes looked that great. I was proven wrong. As soon as the intro concludes and you finally take control, you’re stricken by a strong force of nostalgia as all the classic GTA sounds from your childhood return with the sincerest fidelity towards the console version of the game. It’s truly epic.
That nostalgia, however, may be overshadowed by irritation, once you realize you have little control over what you’re doing. This might be because of the awkward layout of on-screen button controls. There may be some important buttons you find too small to tap accurately, and all other issues alike. I personally found it nearly impossible to move around easily, given Rockstar Games’ default version of an idealistic layout. Walking up to cars, pedestrians, or even destinations felt like a mission, in itself. It’s a true joy kill. But fortunately, Rockstar Games added a few settings to help make Grand Theft Auto enjoyable. Probably the most important of these is the option to fully customize the game controls. Not only do you have the option to move any button to any spot on the screen, you also have the option to resize the button. This is extremely convenient as you could put more emphasis on the important buttons, such as running, attacking, etc. Once you play around with the configurations enough, the button layout can become a beautiful masterpiece of perfectly positioned buttons, making gameplay nearly flawless. Once you get pass that, you’re free to enjoy Grand Theft Auto just as you did 10+ years ago.
On the mobile versions of Grand Theft Auto: 3, Vice City, and San Andreas, you’re free to relive every classic moment in each game, as it is truly just a polished remake of each title. Probably the coolest feature is the option to improve the graphics. Depending on your device and its processor, you can tune the graphics to better your experience. If your processor is excellent, you can experience these mobile remakes on graphics level that far surpass that of their original version. Imagine Grand Theft Auto: Vice City with building reflections on your vehicle as you slide through the city. It’s an incredible feeling. However, if your processor isn’t too good, don’t fret as the default graphics settings are usually just good enough to not slow down your gameplay while still delivering the PlayStation 2 look to your phone or tablet. And for those with poor processors, Rockstar Games hasn’t forget about you as you can downgrade the graphics significantly, making the game fully functional for your device.
If you’re a Grand Theft Auto fanatic, this is a MUST have that will kill a lot of your time. If you’re simply someone who can appreciate a good game, this will most likely become the most used app on your device. Even for those who don’t play games often, with these games’ superior graphics, gameplay, and amazing open world adventure, this game will be well worth it.
The prices I paid for GTA: III and Vice City were $4.99, each. Which is a steal, considering lesser versions of these games were once $50. GTA: SA is respectively priced higher at $6.99, which again, is a steal. The mobile versions are better than the originals in nearly everyway. The greatness of the 3D era of Grand Theft Auto has been recaptured, masterfully, and placed into the palms of your hands. Enjoy!